Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:
- "It's a illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." b
- "What do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
- "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
- "Quattro is just the name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
- "You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angry: "You idiot! Call your supervisor over, I vant to speak to someone with
more intelligence!"
- "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy
with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.
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