Volkswagenism

[SĂśva]

Vceraj sem ob urejanju starih bookmarkov ponovno naletel na zanimivost, ob kateri sem se posteno nasmejal ... In sem rekel, tole pa moram pokazat ...
Ce se ne veste, imamo privrzenci avtomobilov znamke Volkswagen celo svojo lastno vero. Imenuje se imenuje Volkswagenism ... http://www.jason.gaudet.com/vwism/



Hehe, tole je dobro ...

"First there was air, then there was water"

Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.
1. Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.
2. Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.
3. Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.
4. Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.
5. Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.
6. Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.
7. Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.
8. Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.
9. Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.
10. Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.

It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.

[Rixy]

Yeah, yeah! 10 zapovedi! Zakon!

Ej, to pa res moraš biti VW fanatik!

Aja, morda piše kje, da člani po svoji smrti vso svoje premoženje zapustijo VW "cerkvi"?

[SĂśva]

Ej, to pa res moraš biti VW fanatik!

Popravek: totalno usekan na Volkswagne.

Aja, morda piše kje, da člani po svoji smrti vso svoje premoženje zapustijo VW "cerkvi"?

Boh ne dej ... ... Ne ne, sej ni tako hudo.
Po besedah avtorja, ki naj bi bil nek severnoamerican oz. Kanadcan, je VWism satira na religijo(e).
Sem pa zadevo nasel na VWvortexu. In moram priznati, da je prav posreceno spisana.